THE MISSING MOON

The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC
Useless idiot imbecile moon with craw craw
nyash. Mtcheeew
-Whilemina Moses
The sighting of the moon has been
adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court
The sighting of the moon was not altered, a
committee will be set-up to be headed by
Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee
on Observation)
-Senate
The moon has already been sighted
tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed
That missing moon looks like one big n----e
-Obinna Azubuko
The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the
moon in the atmospheric galaxy is
tantamount to more crinkum crankum
& hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon
The APC was the cause of the moon not
sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose
We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC
Rumours have it that the moon may have
been a victim of domestic violence for over
10 years. Shoki arhhann
-Stella Dimoko korkus
That stupid moon is a learner
-Sweetest Vivienne
Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board
of the Ulamas has been dissolved and we
shall fish out those responsible for the
missing moon.
-Presidency
We blew up the moon and we will blow up
more moons within 24 hours
-Niger Delta Avengers
Undercover sources report that the moon
worth 2.6 trillion dollars has been found
inside the underwear of a housemaid
somewhere at Abuja
-Sahara Reporters
Oh, what a lovely moon
-Anwuli Oputa
Insha allah, We are responsible for the
absence of the moon in the sky. This is just
the beginning. We shall use the moon to
strike fear into the hearts of the infidels
-Boko Haram
Mbok. This is Time to reach reachout and
bless the missing moon.
-Laila ijeoma
Those responsible for the missing moon will
soon be apprehended and charged
accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC
Only Nnamdi kanu can find the stolen moon
-Biafrans
Oh my! Checkout the massive eggplant on
the missing moon
-Linda Ikeji
We know where the moon is but we don’t
want to say
-The US govt
Now that the moon is missing, We must all
be on our best behaviour
-Uncle Babz
This write up really cracked me up!! Lol